How to Eat An Elephant

The day before the show, mom asked me:

"Maits, how do you eat an elephant?"

What? An elephant? Perhaps it was part of her Indian/Sri Lankan cooking class lesson again. I know they have elephants but I don't think they eat them. This must be a trick question! So what did I answer?

"Using cutlery. Spoon and fork or knife and fork if you will."

Well, that was my genius answer. What could you expect?

"One bite at a time."

That was mom's answer. You had to take life slowly.

Next time somebody asks me this question, my genius of a brainyard could tell you something else. Its another evidence that my brain moves in a different wave length.

Ask me again.

"How do you eat an elephant?"

my answer:

"Adobo or Sinigang. Depends on my mood."